[Coco] Math Jokes

[Melanie and John Mark Mobley]

There are 10 kinds of people in the word,  those that understand binary and
those who don't.

I you weigh objet 1 on a scale and get 2 pounds.
And then weigh objet 2 on a scale and get 2 pounds.
And then weigh object 1 and 2 on a scale and get 5 pounds.
Then you can say 2+2=5 for large values of 2 and small values of 5.
This is because 2.4+2.4=4.8.

Have you ever noticed that the Tardis is lager on the inside?

Have you ever noticed that the Tardis is smaller on the outside?

Have you ever noticed that when congress wants to raise taxes by 1% that is
only a small increase, but when they want to cut taxes by 0.1% it is a huge
savings?
 
Have you ever noticed that a+b = b+a, but a-b is not necessarily equal to
b-a?

Have you ever noticed that a*b = b*a, but a/b is not necessarily equal to
b/a?

Have you ever noticed that on a Tandy Color Computer that RND(1) = 1?

John Mark Mobley