[Coco] OT: Mouse balls service bulletin

[Gene Heskett]

On Sunday 01 April 2007, James Hrubik wrote:
>Hi, Bob.  That was for the old-fashioned IBM mice.  My current mouse
>just has a strange red light under it.  Maybe a rash?  Yuck.  And to
>think I have to touch it all the time.
>
>Any veterinary advice for dealing with a strange red rashes on the
>underside of a mouse?
>
Hi Bob, glad you're back.  But my mouse has a green light where the ball 
socket used to be.  I hope its not gangrenous.

>On Apr 1, 2007, at 8:20 PM, Bob Devries wrote:
>> Mouse balls & Mouse Balls Inspector
>>
>> If a mouse fails to operate or should it perform erratically, it
>> may need a ball replacement. Mouse balls are now available as FRU
>> (Field Replacement Units). Because of the delicate nature of this
>> procedure, replacement of mouse balls should only be attempted by
>> properly trained personnel.
>>
>> Before proceeding, determine the type of mouse balls by examining
>> the underside of the mouse. Domestic balls will be larger and
>> harder than foreign balls. Ball removal procedures differ depending
>> upon the manufacturer of the mouse. Foreign balls can be replaced
>> using the pop off method. Domestic balls are replaced by using the
>> twist off method. Mouse balls are not usually static sensitive.
>> However, excessive handling can result in sudden discharge. Upon
>> completion of ball replacement, the mouse may be used immediately.
>> It is recommended that each person have a pair of spare balls for
>> maintaining optimum customer satisfaction.
>>
>> Any customer missing his balls should contact the local personnel
>> in charge of removing and replacing these necessary items. Please
>> keep in mind that a customer without properly working balls is an
>> unhappy customer.
>>
>> --
>> Regards, Bob Devries, Dalby, Queensland, Australia
>>
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>> the capacity to be his spokesman,
>> so that I know how to help the weary.
>>
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